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Sprinkles are for Winners

By Gary Lance | Apr 21, 2023 2:13 PM
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In honor of the smoker's holiday, I present to you this 302 Poker parody of the 2000 Afroman song, Because I Got High. Hope you enjoy

It's like I don’t care about poker man...
Roll another blunt...

Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da

Johnny was the first to rebuy because he got high
Spyros was the first to get knocked out because he got high
Kim was the last to show up and I know why (why man?)

'Cause she got high
Because she got high
Because she got high

Gary four bet all-in because he got high
Dan called him out as bluffin’ because he got high (uh uh la la da da)
Now Gary is sittin’ on the rail and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

Rachel hit a straight flush then she got high (ohh, ohh)
Mark’s kings got cracked by 3-6 but he got high (la da da da da)
Then Mark flopped a set of deuces and I know why (why man?)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

Kyle played crap from the big blind before he got high
Dan got him back with crap of his own but then he got high (no he didn't)
Now Kyle is in ATC mode and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

Jim had endless aces in his pockets and he was high (uh, I'm serious man lol)
Sam was doin’ her all-in dance and she was high (uh)
Now their out lookin’ for a McFlurry (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause they got high
Because they got high
Because they got high

Suchat ko’ed both Luc’s with a 4-3 and made them both rebuy (say what say what?)
Then he ko’ed Luc the very next hand without even tryin’ (uh uh)
Now Luc’s overthinkin’ the hand and I know why (why man)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

Tre’s on the rail because of suckout but then he got high (ooh) (I'm serious)
Ryan hit runners to a straight too (ohhh) but then he got high
Now Matt’s playing his birthday hand (5-3) and hit’s triple fives (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

Mike slowly got blinded out but he didn’t get high (go go go)
Pat guaranteed a triple up because he got high (say what say what say what?)
Now Mike’s playing Blitz to give his luck another try and I know why (why man?)
(Yeah yeah)

'Cause he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high

I'ma stop stealin’ this song because I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm running outta notes to use because I'm high (bring it back)
If Afroman ups and sues me, I guess I’ll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high

My half-assed parody of Afroman’s 2000 song Because I Got High. No disrespect to him or any of the players mentioned above. All in good fun.

Congrats to Rex for winning the tourney and providing the quote for this article's title.

See y’all on the felt next week.

Happy 4/20