The third and final lap of the 100k FPN promo began and the impossible has happened. Pigs were spotted flying as lightning was captured in bottles. A needle was located in the haystack as hell was plunged into a deep freeze. Blood was successfully squeezed from a stone as the square peg fit perfectly into the round hole. Falling stars being caught. Eskimos paying premiums for ice. Cats and dogs getting along. Tee won a tournament. Hope to see you next week on the felt.