The Ballad of Evil Ed

Evil Ed had always been a man of chance,

Born with a love for the thrill and the dance,

But it wasn't until he hit the poker scene,

That his luck and his fortune would start to beam.

He played his hand with such grace and poise,

His opponents were left with no other choice,

But to fold their cards and concede the game,

As Evil Ed conquered each and every claim.

With a glint in his eye and a smirk on his face,

He continued to rise in his poker-playing grace,

As he bluffed, and raised, and steadily won,

His opponents trembled, their nerves undone.

But just when they thought they had him beat,

Evil Ed pulled off his greatest feat,

A breathtaking move that left them all stunned,

And secured his victory, his reign begun.

Now, Evil Ed can be found at the tables each night,

With his devilish charm and his cunning sight,

And though his competitors may doubt his fate,

They can never deny his potent poker state.